What do you do when you've just paid a shit-ton of money to Uncle Sam? You find your inner frugal! Time to say goodbye to those $5 lattes and $200 Craigslist callgirls and be sensible about your spending! You're not Charlie Sheen, so it's Sanka and toothless, Pigtown crackwhores who'll give you an unenthusiastic blowjob for the price of a Starbuck's latte.
Just don't get caught with your jorts around your ankles or Po-Po is gonna take you down to Central Booking.
This guy just learned an important lesson in frugality vs cheapness. Frugality is cutting back on your prostitution activities in order to put aside money for a rainy day. Being cheap is driving around a blighted neighborhood looking for drug addicted females willing to give $10 blowjobs. And then, in lieu of a hotel room, getting serviced in your car on a public street.
At least this guy isn't a certain DC cop who just stopped to give a woman a "ride" and got his gun stolen.
| Court System: | DISTRICT COURT FOR BALTIMORE CITY - CRIMINAL SYSTEM |
| Case Number: | 2B02063553Tracking No:106020103453 |
| Case Type: | CRIMINAL |
| District Code: | 01Location Code:03 |
| Document Type: | STATEMENT OF CHARGESIssued Date:04/16/2010 |
| Case Status: | ACTIVE |
| Defendant Name: | BRATTON, GERALD LEE |
| Race: | WHITE, CAUCASIAN, ASIATIC INDIAN, ARAB |
| Sex: | MHeight:601Weight:145DOB:04/06/1953 |
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| Address: | 7124 CUNNING CIRCLE |
| City: | MIDDLE RIVERState:MDZip Code:21220 - 0000 |
Court Scheduling Information |
| Trial Date: | 05/17/2010Trial Time:08:30 AMRoom:3 |
Trial Location:1400 E. NORTH AVE BALTIMORE 21213-1400
Charge and Disposition Information |
(Each Charge is listed separately. The disposition is listed below the Charge)
| Charge No: | 001Description:PERVERTED PRACTICE |
| Statute: | CR.3.322Description:PERVERTED PRACTICE |
| Amended Date: | CJIS Code:6 3600MO/PLL:Probable Cause:X |
| Incident Date From: | 04/15/2010 | To: | 04/15/2010 | Victim Age: | |
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