Friday, September 18, 2009

Not Zoned For Adult Businesses

September 18th 11:30am...This lovely creature is obviously unaware of Pigtown's zoning laws, because she thought it was ok to open her used vagina shop right next to Charles Carroll Barrister Elementary School. Not only did she open her business next to an elementary school, she decided to put her Open For Business sign up during RECESS. That's right, while 6 and 7 year-old children played not 50 ft away, this woman hawked her past-their-prime goods, while a very interested John in a white pickup truck (with ladder), circled twice to check them out.

* Sorry for the blurry pic, but my camera absolutely refused to take an in-focus pic of this woman.

And to the guy who thinks it's ok to circle an elementary school looking for lunch-hour blowjobs, we have your tag, and you are definitely on our radar. It's just a matter of time before you get caught picking someone up.

Again, this would not be tolerated around an elementary school in the suburbs, and it's not going to be tolerated here.

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