Does Baltimore need a hooker and john court? Probably.
I'm still dying for some john to work up the guts to file a civil suit for having his car tagged here; I can see it now. "Your honor, I was picking up the woman with a long history of prostitution and CDS arrests in a known prostitution neighborhood and taking her for a ride because...I wanted her to tell me if my car was making a funny noise. Yeah, that's it--I hear she's a hell of a mechanic and knows how to work a tool."