Sunday, October 11, 2009

Suzy Still Prowling

We have it on pretty good insider intel that Suzy (aka Susan Meara Ruff, she's been giving the police her sister's name apparently and so far gotten away with it...Sarge, you might wanna jump on patrol about that) is staying in an abandoned warehouse up on Pratt and Calhoun, and is often seen strolling around Ramsay.

Yesterday I guess she needed some spending cash, because she hopped in a shiny new looking white Corvette ragtop, MD tags 6BX N30, which sped off when the driver realized PJW was approaching.

Dude, I was just trying to hand you our flier! You know, the one warning you that your tag number will appear here. Oh well, you didn't get the warning. Now you know.

Suzy keeps dodging arrest for her myriad outstanding warrants. We should all be so lucky to get that many second chances.

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