Just like the French. As soon as those hardened warriors fired the first volley, we decided to surrender. I mean, it's not like we didn't put up a good fight - these guys are just too tough though.
They've threatened to --- wait for it ----- wait for it ----- DRIVE DOWN OUR STREET AND HONK THEIR HORNS!!! GOD NO! WHERE'S YOUR HUMANITY?!?!
Oh wait, you pay sick women to suck your puny members in public places. You have no humanity.
Again, please caravan down our street so we can videotape the MONGER SURGE into Pigtown and take down tags.
We may not come to your house tomorrow, or next week, or even next year, but believe me - we will use the info you so easily provide and track you down. Just when you think we've gone away and you're back in business, we're going to caravan down your streets with horns honking. But unlike you, we're going to get out of our cars.
...and Dan in Severna Park, you're at the top of the list.